Cosmetic DLC Is Ruining My City's Local Social Media
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In Plano a couple of weeks ago, some company opened a goofy licensed Minecraft LARP in an abandoned Buy Buy Baby. For some reason, the company decided that our plain suburb should be the first stop for their "experience". Seems inconsequential right? No one would notice its coming and passing besides some Minecraft enjoyers.
Wrong. Local social media has been flooded with free tickets to this thing. Why?
If you buy a ticket and attend this experience, they e-mail you a code for cosmetic DLC for Minecraft. A cape. A really ugly cape. That is selling for 200 dollars. The catch that you can't get the code without actually going to the event and getting your ticket scanned. So people who live all over the world are spamming local social media with free tickets. Locals go to this dumb thing, and the buyers get a $200 item that they can scalp online since the code is sent to the e-mail that bought the tickets.
Hey, kids, you can mod Minecraft and put any texture you want in there. It's one of the selling points of the game - modability. Please don't incentivize the Internet to scam locals in my city, Minecraft Experience. I hate our lame cyberpunk present.